I triple-dog-dare you to take this test

You wimps are way to chicken to visit this link. I bet anything that your Huggies®** are too tight even to click on the link. There's no way you could outscore me on this. I ruled this test.

Go on, I dare you to take it. What's that? Afraid? That's what I thought.

Go and measure yourself against... The Competitiveness Index!

_{** If you dare actually to click on this link, beware the image on the front page of the site. That is not one woman, but two. Yes, it's two pregnant women, sliced into pieces and digitally edited together to appear 'more leaning back' and 'more freakin gravid,' 'n stuff. Personally, I think it's disturbing.}

Better this than your e-IronLung™

I guess Times Square crashing is a little better than your WinCE ATM crashing right BETWEEN the moment you press the '$40 Fast Cash' button and the little door opening...

From the teeny article:

And then, across the square, I saw it: the world's largest Windows error message - on a two-story high e-billboard (I guess everything really is bigger in New York). It was the only billboard in the entire square with absolutely no movement....

Read about it at Network World.

First hands-on with the Nintendo DS Lite!

I want one of these so bad.

Read about it at Endgadget and Lik-Sang.

Movies to watch out for

Street Fight
A documentary about democracy at any cost in Newark, New Jersey.


Street Fight
Marketing your despotic presidential candidate may not be as easy as you think.


The Squid and the Whale
Not your Ordinary People.


The Squid and the Whale
The true story of Germany's most famous anti-Nazi heroine. Hook me up, I can't wait to see this!

Rotation Of Earth Plunges Entire North American Continent Into Darkness

The end is nigh!

From the article:

Darkness victims describe hunger pangs, lassitude, and a slow but steady loss of energy, forcing many to lie down. As many as two-thirds of those believed afflicted have fallen into a state of total unconsciousness.

Jesus Christ

A new South African film tells the tale of Jesus as a black South African. This has gotten mucho good attention at the Sundance Film Festival, which just closed. I can't wait to see it.

Read about it at Southafrica.info